I wasn’t thinking about attacking him. I was just depressed I couldn’t bone her no more.
Mike Tyson • Discussing his sadness in finding his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Robin Givens, in bed with Brad Pitt back in the late ’80s. Tyson was in the middle of divorce proceedings with Givens when the incident took place. (via shortformblog)
This raises so many conflicting emotions, chief of which can be explained with: “LULZ.”